Next Level Mens Triblend Shirt

forgot i wanted this color whoops lmao

warning gay shit I wrote 3 years ago
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my favorite thing to do is write product descriptions. An old buddy once hired me to write descriptions of pouches he was making and other gear. I did it for a solid 5 hours and never wanted to talk about another molle multicam pouch for the remainder of my breathing life. If you are setting off in the year 2000 thinking youre the guy whos gonna make the next fucking flashbang pouch, it better fucking levitate or be an anti-mass gravaton stasis chamber because buddy, youre a walking lizard. ok yea so RIGHT this shirt. I had this idea for a min, kinda wanted to blend some ideas in my head, what really is DBS? No one knows not even me. That seems pretty silly. Ok maybe I do, but! maybe I DONT WANT TO KNOW. EVER THINK OF THAT??? Spaz12 check. Suit and trench coat check. Quasi spectrum dominance, check. Is it dead bird? dadbod? downbad? deadbug? whats next? ok probably too many questions. Lets bring this back, I commissioned this out to my friend chris, I think they really nailed it down. They might know DBS better than myself so go ask them.

4.2 oz.
50/25/25 polyester/combed ringspun cotton/rayon
Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
Satin label