you serious man?

this fucked up chinese dbs hat? If you buy this, if you do that, idk i got some not so nice things to say to you. ok hold on let me put myself in your shoes. (size 9 sketchers or some gay shit) you missed the first 5 hat drops, for whatever reason, and now youre finding out the hats aren't coming out as soon as you'd like. ok i get it! i get it and thats why this is here.

I guess you can have this hat like when you download banditcam or some video editing software and its got like the watermark or only lets you use it for 30 days. imagine when you buy this its like saying "This is not a genuine copy of windows" its ok. im not mad. im disappointed you would do that but thats fine. You dont know about the real DBS hats. They come with fun stickers and a personal message from yours truly. Lucky ones get maybe my personal mix tape or special instructions to perform a task.

THis does not come with that. Lemme break it down for you homie. let me show you how the sausage is made. Inside a massive warehouse were some trees or a farm used to be, they receive your order and some poor chinese person has to navigate himself/herself heh, to the machine like the hazard course from half life. he punches in the data and the machine spits out this lifeless product you asked for. the machine squashes the guy in some giant industrial accident you can watch on xwitter and the process repeats.  That sound like fun? does that amuse you? I should put you down there and make these for me maybe. 

ok sorry idk where i was going, but yeah the hats here... if you read this far it should be obvious this is not the real DBS hat but you can buy it anyway and show off. Kind of like a fake rolex.

100 PERCENT CHINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. (yeah right) Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! actually nah im not thankful at all you buying this is probably killing the planet