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EUD

EUD

Regular price $24.00 USD
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pretty cool right? I thought so. this ones in black and NOW GREEN!! Re-drawn and cleaned up by Alpha Nut @schizo_bbgs on twitter!!

 



Warning gay shit i wrote a year ago below>




Kind of had a million different ideas for this. left it as is. ok this is the new version its got green on it wear it under stuff like jackets or hoodies. actually its pretty importannt that you wear clothing over your disgusting animal body. not like mr dbs who has a stock cut sythetic flesh body the likes youve never seen. two years from the future. as you read this put on "LFO-'Premecy" it will go well in the back ground. set the volume to 61% so its not over bearing. ok so its playing and depending on how fast you read it should be kickin up ok. so like yea imagine generations worth of military class humans well we are rapidly approaching the point were we no longer need thousands, maybe not even hundreds. The force multiplier augmented, or better yet, the human becomes the enabler and its the tech we serve. The authorization is only achieved so long as the device is available. A commander no longer cares about the readiness of the individual but the hardware assigned. actually ignore everything that you just read its just a shirt, sometimes a shirt is just a shirt. you buy them at zoomies or whatever the fuck its called pacific sun hollywood video idk, these things are made in a hellhole overseas.




Quality tank with rounded collar and a modern fit
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
4.2-ounce and 30 singles






Next Level Mens Shirt

Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton
Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
Tear away label

Next Level Mens Triblend Shirt

4.2 oz.
50/25/25 polyester/combed ringspun cotton/rayon
Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
Satin label

Port & Co Crewneck Sweatshirt

This comfy sweater is quality on a budget
9 ounce 50/50 cotton fleece material
Air jet yarn for a soft, pill resistant finish
Spandex in arm seams, waistband and collar
**3XL-5XL will ship from US as those sizes are not available in UK or CA facility

Next Level Long Sleeve Shirt

4.3 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton, 32 singles
Fabric laundered
Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
Hemmed sleeves
Side seams
Tearaway label

This comfy sweater is quality on a budget
9 ounce 50/50 cotton fleece material
Air jet yarn for a soft, pill resistant finish
Spandex in arm seams, waistband and collar

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